Do I have a dog?! No. Why? Oh, this one down there, in the field? No, this is not my dog.

WAIT A MINUTE… this is not a dog! This is a coyote!!!
Oh, great! That’s just peachy! This is all I need! Like the bobcat is not enough. I might start thinking about a will. I never know anymore what will hover over my bush and I am beginning to think that ending up as a road kill might not be the only thing to consider.